FACT or FICTION: Chapter 8
How do you know what Dallas is dreaming?
Ask myself a stupid fake question, I'll give myself a stupid fake answer: I'm really a dead dog channeler and have been in otherworld contact with Dallas since December 27th 1986 when he appeared to me in a dream as black striped one cat eyed rat.
Nerf Poodles... Please tell me they didn't?
I can't just blame the brothers. I too was present as we played football with the mangey poodles Tago & Pierre- and they were the actual footballs.
Did Sugar accompany Master Mark to his safety patrol post?
Yes he did, and wore the belt as told in the story. Now, did Dallas know this and even care. Don't be silly, he's a dog, remember. Though, I do think the kids treatment of Dallas as opposed to Sugar was a fairly accurate observation. See Picture!
Did Dallas' first mating take place as described?
What do you think I am? A doggie humpin' voyer? It's all just good story.
Did the fight on the playground really happen.?
Probably a handful of times, the account written in the book is fiction!
Authors Notes:
Poor Alec! That dog was a riot to chase around the house but sadly, his own Master ran over him.
Seems as kids all our battle type games like king of the hill ended in some type of casuality or calamity.
